can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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