At least make sure they are 18
Why
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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