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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I fill condoms, not promises.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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