Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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