If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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