The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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