so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The beer is more important than you right now.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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