it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
