i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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