Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
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his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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