This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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