playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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