I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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