i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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