I wanna passion pit in your ass
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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