I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Never underestimate the power of titties
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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