what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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