weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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