Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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