Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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