ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
birth control should be required to get into college
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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