That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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