It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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