Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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