I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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