I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Someone signed my nipple.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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