So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
