Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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