Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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