Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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