Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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