When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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