Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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