just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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