It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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