is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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