all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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