it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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