It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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