Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
you would pick up someone in the library
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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