Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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