Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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