i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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