have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
