Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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