I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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