i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
The air taste purple.
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