Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My first STD was from a foam party
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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