You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
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Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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