Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
