Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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