Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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