I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Life is so much better after having sex.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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