i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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