Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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